Pain inflictors. This brilliant device gets strapped onto your wrist, and whenever it detects a noise it thinks might be snoring, it gives you a painful electric shock. How cool is that?? Obviously it won't actually stop your snoring (any more than repeated jabs in the ribs do) but it is certainly a lot more convenient for the non-snoring partner. If your partner buys you one of these, make sure you wait until they are asleep, then carefully transfer it to their wrist. That way, you can get a good night's sleep and your partner will always be awake to enjoy your snoring!